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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 March 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 156
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Garrett2 : I'm funny. That is all.

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Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking off to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61429) - you deserved it (6107)

On 06/14/2013 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by bestiality, not even once (woman) - Ireland (Waterford)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

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