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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 95
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About GangstaPenguin : I enjoy writing, and intelligence. The human mind is one of the most entertaining discoveries to me. I'm a teen, but my Mom prefers to call me a 64 year old relentlessly famished man trapped in a thin teen's body. I'm currently in a relationship. I'm weird as fuck. I'm pansexual. I believe afterlife but have no religion, which also means I don't believe I'd go to hell if I marry a female cx I'm a rocker at heart, and I'm currently learning to play guitar. Last, I enjoy emojis: o.o c: x3 cx :o n.n ^.^ >.>

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GangstaPenguin's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

#21033383
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55906) - you deserved it (8988)

On 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm - intimacy - by Goodyear (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I watched my father attempt to light a cigar with the stove and end up burning off some hair and eyebrows. He tried to play it cool, said, "Haircuts are too expensive these days anyway." and walked out, his head smoking. This man is a college professor. FML

Today, I woke up hungover and with $13 stuffed in my bra. I'm not a stripper, and I'm not sure how it got there, but that's the most money I've had on me in weeks. FML

#21012912
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37140) - you deserved it (8529)

On 01/01/2014 at 12:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

#20925183
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27176) - you deserved it (39009)

On 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep while my boyfriend and I were having sex. What's worse is that he didn't even notice. FML

#20910165
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49486) - you deserved it (13279)

On 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Sleepy head - United States

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner and have to leave in shame. FML

#20899471
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61450) - you deserved it (7217)

On 09/28/2013 at 5:24pm - intimacy - by :( (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents. Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, "You never told us you were a lesbian, honey." FML

#18041675
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20264) - you deserved it (33618)

On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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