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  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 May 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML


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On 11/24/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML


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On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML


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On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

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