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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 September 1998 (16 years)
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Today, a friend invited me to christmas dinner since I have no family close by. When I got there she told me her and her husband forgot they had another dinner to go to and asked if I would watch their kids for them. They each grabbed a handful of cookies I had baked and rushed out the door. FML

#21324456
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24344) - you deserved it (1710)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, at a Christmas party, a cute girl was making a show of standing under some mistletoe. As I walked over, she quickly moved away in the opposite direction. FML

#21324253
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19792) - you deserved it (2492)

On 12/25/2014 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML

#21323779
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26010) - you deserved it (9893)

On 12/25/2014 at 4:13am - intimacy - by VCDUDE11FTW - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was feeling slightly off while making out with my boyfriend. I managed to push him away, but not before I puked half-digested sushi in his mouth. FML

Today, I was yelled at in public for staring at a guy in a wheelchair. I was staring 'cause he was so good looking. FML

#21322556
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30852) - you deserved it (3823)

On 12/23/2014 at 6:28am - misc - by anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML

#21322497
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29272) - you deserved it (2491)

On 12/23/2014 at 3:14am - work - by I hate my job - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, on a first date with a guy, I spilled ice cream all over my pants. He bought me some more, and as I was thanking him, he said, "You've never had a guy treat you right, have you?" I said no and started crying. FML

#21322290
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34235) - you deserved it (4028)

On 12/22/2014 at 8:28pm - love - by Soulara89 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML

#21322002
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28989) - you deserved it (10576)

On 12/22/2014 at 10:04am - love - by cwhitney7 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad and grandpa came to a charity event that I helped set up for people who have autism. I appreciated their support, until I heard my dad say "Man, some of these 'tards are pretty hot." and my grandpa replying "Yeah. Probably like dead fish in bed, though." FML

#21316987
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32160) - you deserved it (2514)

On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

#21312768
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39134) - you deserved it (2244)

On 12/06/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

#21310722
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18391) - you deserved it (36956)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

#21303170
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32513) - you deserved it (9016)

On 11/21/2014 at 4:56am - intimacy - by weirdthingtosay (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blowjob. I was laying in between his legs because it's just more comfortable. I looked down, and he had pieces of toilet paper sticking out of his butt cheeks. FML

#21291810
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43163) - you deserved it (6527)

On 11/04/2014 at 7:03am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

#21288917
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31262) - you deserved it (2608)

On 10/31/2014 at 6:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML

#21288568
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32461) - you deserved it (2514)

On 10/30/2014 at 6:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)



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