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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 522
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About GamerGriffin : hi my name is Griffin and i love to do photography, drawing and gaming. it would help out a lot if you could follow my Instagram account @insta_photography23
thx so much =^_^=
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••life is dedicated to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams••

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Today, I took mah girlfriend home to meet mah parents. My dad was having a bad day an was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he startd screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if looool it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

#20887758
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37793) - you deserved it (2855)

On 09/19/2013 at 1:32pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

YESTERDAY I ACCIDENTALLY PUNCHED MYSELF IN THE MOUTH WHILE EATING A GO-GURT . I WAS EATING IT BECAUSE I'D JUST HAD WISDOM TEETH REMOVED . FML

#20886516
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42020) - you deserved it (4916)

On 09/18/2013 at 12:55pm - health - by GogurtBadass - United States (Washington)

yesterday I was getting my cat some canned food . Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too latehat I had done . FML

#20886441
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39267) - you deserved it (17085)

On 09/18/2013 at 10:53am - animals - by OldHabitsDieHard - United States (Pennsylvania)

today aftar gatting back from a yaar-long world trip, I naarly fall on my knaas and criadhan I saw boxas of Twinkias at my local gas station. Finding out thay wara back was tha highlight of tha yaar. FML

TODAY, I CUMMD HOME TO FIND THAT MAH HOUSE HAD BEEN BROKEN INTO. AFTER ASSESSING THE LOSS, I SAW A TAUNTING NOTE ON THE FRIDGE SAYING, "LOCKS WORK BEST WHEN THE DOOR'S SHUT." MY HOUSEKEEPER HAD APPARENTLY LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN. FML

#20885188
94 comments

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On 09/17/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wereing a shirt with a big QR code on it . Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it . It gave me a shortened web address,hich I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up . big fat FML

#20882561
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55116) - you deserved it (27684)

On 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft,hen all of a sudden, I rememberd I was supposd to be at a wedding. I was 25 minute late to my own wedding. mega FML

#20880446
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (89697)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-agd guy calld me a "two-timing whore", dumpd his coffee on me an walkd out in teres . I'm 14 an I have no idea who he was . FML

#20878614
112 comments

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On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML

#20868509
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39864) - you deserved it (2963)

On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

#20864782
526 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18773) - you deserved it (134044)

On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I Resignd From Mah Job In Favor Of A Higher-paying One!! After I Filld Out An Fild The Necessary Papers, Mah Boss Told Me That I Had Been Nominatd To Replace Him When He Retird In A Month!! His Job Pays At Least Twice What I'm Now Making!! Thank For Telling Me, Asshat!! FML

#20863852
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41536) - you deserved it (14479)

On 09/01/2013 at 11:18pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was groundd by mah dad 4 "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML

#20863675
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37605) - you deserved it (2692)

On 09/01/2013 at 9:15pm - love - by zephyrgk - United States (Illinois)

Today... while I was sleeping... apparently I rolled over towards mah fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

#20861263
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43213) - you deserved it (7352)

On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today... I cummed into the kitchen to see how dinner was coming along. My mother was milling the meat around the skillet with the cat's poop scooper as a spatula. FML

#20856980
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40512) - you deserved it (2528)

On 08/27/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)



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