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GameDragonEXE
  • Town/Country : Farmington, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 January 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 2565
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GameDragonEXE : Love everything about MI except for the lousy, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit sniffing police. Hallelujah!! Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

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Today, I was with my grandma waiting in a line. She only speaks Chinese and there was a black man in front of us talking his phone. My grandma tells me that the black man's really loud and annoying. The man finishes and turns and said fluently in Chinese, "What's wrong with loud black men?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44345) - you deserved it (23338)

On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by kaichennnxx (man) - United States (California)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (150860) - you deserved it (22716)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking down the street and noticed a man in ripped clothes with a cup out asking for money. I was on my way to the movies but I felt like this man needed it more that me. Right as I gave it to him, he pulled out his blackberry. FML

#324615 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (50664) - you deserved it (13040)

On 03/14/2009 at 4:55pm - money - by california (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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