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GalaxyShots

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GalaxyShots

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 August 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 486
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About GalaxyShots : i'm emerald. i like anime and video games. i can occasionally write and sing. acting's pretty cool too.

GalaxyShots's page activity

Visits<b>LittlePengy</b> - 18 hours ago<b>DerrickJames</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 11:57pm<b>SirobBoy223</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 2:18pm<b>craigsol06</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 3:42am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 4:59pm<b>chloe24601</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 12:09pm<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:35pm<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 5:13pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 1:29pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 10:54am<b>SirTalkaton</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 1:31am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 6:28pm<b>Advancedai</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:37pm<b>Slasher2977</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:09pm<b>ChelseaxNoellie</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 7:10am<b>Markovski</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 2:35am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 3:24pm<b>Unipony</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 4:42pm

Fucked!<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 5:48am<b>ChelseaxNoellie</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 4:23pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 6:17am<b>pitbull3k</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 11:15pm<b>tor415</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 4:09pm<b>Hertyn</b> - the 12/17/2014 at 8:55am<b>Edogg215</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 2:22am

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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GalaxyShots's favorite FMLs

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML

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