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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 August 2001 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 38 posted

About GalaxyShots : i can sing on occasions

i just really like video games and guys with tattoos idk man

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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I had to take my dog to the vet for him to be put to sleep. I could feel the cold, hard shaft of irony slide its way up my ass and slowly fuck me senseless with every step I took on this beautiful National Dog Day. FML


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