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GagasMonsterx3
  • Town/Country : Miami, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GagasMonsterx3 : I love to sing, act, and be creative. I'm inspired by music, fashion, Lady Gaga, and many others. I'm a proud Little Monster and I love the spotlight! :D

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Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (7821) - you deserved it (26616)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (10580) - you deserved it (36339)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570 (309)

I agree, your life sucks (22535) - you deserved it (5754)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (82973) - you deserved it (9946)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

#4679110 (350)

I agree, your life sucks (35426) - you deserved it (99700)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (84301) - you deserved it (5476)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320 (467)

I agree, your life sucks (148994) - you deserved it (22374)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

#1617373 (545)

I agree, your life sucks (66833) - you deserved it (180347)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

#481631 (540)

I agree, your life sucks (255561) - you deserved it (35230)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (753588) - you deserved it (63707)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML

#8 (223)

I agree, your life sucks (175039) - you deserved it (14684)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi-online -



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