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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 September 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 244
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GagasMonsterx3 : I love to sing, act, and be creative. I'm inspired by music, fashion, Lady Gaga, and many others. I'm a proud Little Monster and I love the spotlight! :D

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Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10424) - you deserved it (38519)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16403) - you deserved it (50823)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35562) - you deserved it (8743)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (119075) - you deserved it (16051)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

#4630669
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (120685) - you deserved it (9164)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

#1617373
514 comments

I agree, your life sucks (104729) - you deserved it (277482)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1214543) - you deserved it (127479)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (296960) - you deserved it (28445)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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