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G_bear24
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 February 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 273
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About G_bear24 : I'm Gia lover and fighter when necessary. I love swim but don't get to do it much anymore. I'm writer although I don't seem to finish any of my ideas. I love being in and around nature hate concrete usually. So yeah
that's me:)

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Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39010) - you deserved it (4054)

On 12/28/2013 at 1:11pm - misc - by daenerys stromboli (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, my mom said I should start wearing push up bras to make myself look better. I was wearing one when she said that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39469) - you deserved it (3296)

On 11/30/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by flatchested Sam - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided to try LSD with a few friends in a safe environment. As an artist, I had planned to spend my trip doing psychedelic paintings and had all my supplies set up. Apparently I spent most of my time in fetal position muttering about the "evil easel" and never even touched my canvas. FML

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