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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today , I Was Having An Argument With My Grlfriend In Front Of Our Friends. I Didn't Want Her To Spoil My Good Time , So I Ignored Her Until She Disappereed. She Re-appereed Thrty Minutes Later Just To Throw A Punch That Would Make Muhammad Ali Jealous. Our Friends' Reaction? They Clapped. FML

#19884925
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8660) - you deserved it (42089)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:51am - misc - by ali (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , mah boyfriend an I were in bd making out!! He then trid to unhook mah bra!! After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully , he shoutd ( Fuck you , bra! ) before hiding his face in the pillows!! FML

#19877341
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33245) - you deserved it (4807)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He namd the album "FML". FML

#19832174
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29283) - you deserved it (3073)

On 06/23/2012 at 1:17am - misc - by blah56 - United States (Kentucky)

Today , I Bought Some Beef Jerky. As I Put The Frst Piece In Mah Mouth , I Thought To Myself , "Wow , This Is Tough Enough To Break A Tooth." It Was. FML

#19816534
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22195) - you deserved it (3026)

On 06/20/2012 at 1:22am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, ma identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, andispered in ma ear, "I know wat u look like naked." fat FML

#19776975
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41000) - you deserved it (3879)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

TODAY, I ASKED MY GRLFRIEND WY SE NEVER LETS ME IN ER OUSE. SE STARED BLANKLY AND SAID, "WAT IS INSIDE IS NOT FOR TINE EYES." I TOLD ER BEST FRIEND ABOUT TIS CREEPINES LATER ON. SE SIGED AND SAID, "T'WAS NOT FOR MINE EYES EITER. I DIDST FAIL TO LISTEN." I FEEL LIKE I'M LOOSING MY MIND ERE. FML

#19772012
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24751) - you deserved it (3319)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

TODAY... I SAW MY MOM CHANGING THE EXPRY DATE ON MILK. SHE GENUINELY THOUGHT THIS WOULD MAKE THE MILK SOUR LATER. FML

#19759587
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24554) - you deserved it (1833)

On 06/09/2012 at 9:54am - health - by WTF (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, ( Don't worry, kitty. One day, u and I... we will rule. ) mega FML

#19734981
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27175) - you deserved it (2846)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was mah wedding day. With mah best friend as the priest, she askd, "Do you looool take this man to be yur lawfully weddd husband?" After saying I do, she then turnd to him an askd, "Do you want to bang mah friend?" Everyone laughd, except mah already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29767) - you deserved it (4438)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today... I Woke Up To A Really Cold Feeling Down Below. I Opend Mah Eyes And Saw Mah Girlfriend Grinning Like A Maniac And Holding Mah Crotch-sausage Between Two Scissor Blades. I Screamd In Terror Like A Little Bitch... And She Says I'm Never Gonna Live This Down. FML

#19506149
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44315) - you deserved it (4060)

On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML

#19504984
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27542) - you deserved it (3331)

On 04/21/2012 at 4:36am - animals - by yikes - United States

Today, as I was wasing my boyfriend's fisbowl, te fis did a Nemo an made an unoly leap down te drain. My immediate impulse was to flip te switc. Our kitcen now smells lyk mutilated fis an my boyfriend won't speak to me.

#19504619
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8715) - you deserved it (32939)

On 04/21/2012 at 2:01am - animals - by gimmeasalad - United States (California)

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

#19486401
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22522) - you deserved it (1729)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:55pm - misc - by yuuupyup - United States (New Jersey)



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