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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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GRgoldfish's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered in my house a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer except me. FML

#9673
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29846) - you deserved it (7895)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Tori (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31920) - you deserved it (30477)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year old virgin. FML

#2509
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39531) - you deserved it (5033)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by aces10 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32215) - you deserved it (9481)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML

#803
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (3871)

On 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm - love - by KiloLima01 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

#837
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20707) - you deserved it (1808)

On 01/01/2009 at 1:21pm - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML

#337
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43099) - you deserved it (4173)

On 11/18/2008 at 11:58pm - intimacy - by Gwayhir - Sent from mobile version



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