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Today, I discovered in my house a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer except me. FML
by Tori / 02/05/2009 at 10:24am / United States (New York) / Health
by kprice6 / 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by aces10 / 01/25/2009 at 8:52am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by Noname / 01/19/2009 at 5:26am / Canada (Alberta) / Money
by KiloLima01 / 01/07/2009 at 10:59pm / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
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