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Today, I woke up from a nap to find my little brother playing some games on my phone. A few hours later I come to find he had deleted all 500 pictures from my trip to Europe last month. He needed more space to download the games. Mom says he's too young to understand what he did wrong. He's 14. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50414) - you deserved it (4706)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by stupid older sister (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42709) - you deserved it (7754)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:05am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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