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Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML
by thissucks / 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him… Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over."… Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to…