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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1616
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GOVHQ : Life, wish it would be better than it is.

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Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

#14043132
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58110) - you deserved it (10581)

On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML

#14041933
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13257) - you deserved it (55519)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:39pm - work - by Username -

Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

#14036176
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70869) - you deserved it (4963)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, my boyfriend told me one of the main reasons he started dating me was because I have the same name as his ex, whose name he has tattooed on his back. FML

#14034734
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33983) - you deserved it (3262)

On 11/30/2010 at 10:50am - love - by tattooed (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

#14003911
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30141) - you deserved it (4051)

On 11/27/2010 at 9:17pm - health - by fulloshit - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend of six months said he wanted to take our relationship one step further. I thought he was going to ask me to move in. He meant he wanted to fart in front of me. FML

#13999820
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31187) - you deserved it (5586)

On 11/27/2010 at 2:12pm - love - by ahhhboys (woman) - Romania

 Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML

#13995137
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30121) - you deserved it (14249)

On 11/27/2010 at 1:27am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to admit to my parents that the reason I don't want a sixteenth birthday party isn't because I'm being spoiled and I expected my parents to take me on a lavish vacation, but because I don't have any friends to invite. FML

#13978061
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29478) - you deserved it (4144)

On 11/25/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by sadstorylifee (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while at work, I got fired because I was 'hitting' on my boss's wife who also works in the same company. Since when does 'asking for paper clips' mean 'hitting on'? FML

#13971755
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27802) - you deserved it (2451)

On 11/25/2010 at 5:25am - work - by Peter -

Today, I went to the bank to get a temporary debit card since I lost my wallet a week ago. On my drive across the street from the bank to the DMV a car slammed into mine at the intersection, nearly totaling my car. The movie theater I went to last week just called and said they'd found my wallet. FML

#13957675
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21626) - you deserved it (3034)

On 11/24/2010 at 2:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I received my acceptance letter to one of the most prestigious universities in the US, as well as a nice scholarship. I was so proud of myself, I eagerly showed my dad, hoping he would shed a tear or two. His only words were, "Just get a job so you can get the hell out of my house." FML

#13956105
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32607) - you deserved it (3298)

On 11/23/2010 at 11:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I admitted to my boyfriend of three years that I have been suffering from depression for a while now. He took it as a good time to dump me. FML

#13939076
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29277) - you deserved it (3863)

On 11/22/2010 at 5:39pm - love - by Username -

Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

#13934801
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26876) - you deserved it (3619)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:29am - intimacy - by shopper242 - France

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

#13934575
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28014) - you deserved it (3431)

On 11/22/2010 at 6:33am - health - by can't breathe - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, while working as a carhop at Sonic, my roller skates ran over some gravel and I fell, causing me to drop a tray of food. I found out later that one of the customers had deliberately done that to see if I would trip. FML

#13925294
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29629) - you deserved it (2389)

On 11/21/2010 at 1:44pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)



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