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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 September 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2434
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GOVHQ : Life, wish it would be better than it is.

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Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45277) - you deserved it (4105)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125652) - you deserved it (17017)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

#14186917
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12402) - you deserved it (33444)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

#14169295
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34383) - you deserved it (8155)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML

#14167413
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31428) - you deserved it (4846)

On 12/11/2010 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I ran to catch the train, but slipped on the stairs and fell on my shoulder. However, my effort was rendered useless; it wasn't even my train. FML

#14166770
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23762) - you deserved it (5132)

On 12/11/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by cmzraxsn (man) - United Kingdom (East Lothian)

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

#14162618
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39015) - you deserved it (3812)

On 12/11/2010 at 3:18am - love - by Marlon - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via facebook. I don't even have a facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML

#14160726
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37712) - you deserved it (3246)

On 12/11/2010 at 12:05am - love - by itsover (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

#14129951
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52042) - you deserved it (6014)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:34am - intimacy - by fme (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14301) - you deserved it (86977)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML

#14109722
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31091) - you deserved it (8748)

On 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML

#14090266
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6679) - you deserved it (64485)

On 12/05/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I called up Verizon Wireless to "complain" about my phone service. I really had nothing to complain about, I was just that lonely that I wanted someone to talk to. FML

#14065426
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17260) - you deserved it (29299)

On 12/02/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I tried to fix my laptop charger by fiddling around with it using metal tweezers. Not only did I forget to unplug the cord and shocked myself, I also ended up breaking the charger completely. FML

#14044782
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6301) - you deserved it (48491)

On 12/01/2010 at 3:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML

#14043975
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35517) - you deserved it (3552)

On 12/01/2010 at 1:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq



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