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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 November 1996 (19 years)
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About GLaDOS8899 : I am a Portal Fan, and I have one thing on my mind. (Am I the only one around here who loves Rule 34?)

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Today, I found out that I'm highly-placed in my wrestling competition this year. I also found out that I have mono and won't be able to take part for at least the first half of the competition. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37893) - you deserved it (3761)

On 10/30/2013 at 12:43pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML


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On 10/30/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML


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On 10/30/2013 at 3:03am - animals - by meow (woman) - United States

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