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Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML

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On 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife was putting her finger in my bellybutton and making overly sexual noises. I thought this was all fun and games until I realized she was actually into this. FML

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On 07/14/2014 at 11:25pm - intimacy - by thedoc (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I set up a small social gathering for a few friends. One of them didn't have a ride, so the others, who'd already shown up, went to go give him a ride. After no sign of them for a whole hour, I called to see what was wrong. They went out to eat and completely forgot about me. FML

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On 03/02/2014 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while life-guarding, I had to explain to teenage boys that shoving objects up each others' butts and complaining that someone was giving them anal was inappropriate at a family facility in front of kids under the age of 10. FML

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128 comments

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On 07/31/2012 at 9:54pm - work - by kaitlyna15 - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out from my mom that the sweet smelling shampoo she bought recently belongs to Tammi. I've been using it for a week now. The chocolate drops I ate yesterday are also hers. Tammi is our pet Chihuahua. FML

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On 12/07/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by cookiecrust (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was taking a piss in a port-o-john and thought it would be a good idea to aim at a bee I saw buzzing around. The bee thought it would be a better idea to sting me on the knob. FML

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On 08/31/2009 at 12:28pm - misc - by Bee (man) - United States (Florida)



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