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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 813
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About GETxAxLIFE : Umm I like to read FMLs and I'm a ginger, you piss me off? I'll steal your f*cking soul :) and a very proud Irish Mexican I am. I've been known to be a bit of a smart @ss and frankly my dear? I don't give a damn(:

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yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML

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168 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have , he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36561) - you deserved it (5050)

On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved

Today , My Wife Told Me The Main Reason She Married Me Is Cuz I Have A Cool Last Name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer 4 the second time in two years, and they may end up removing last testicle . Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation jokd, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to bieng a woman." FML

#17790312
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On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , A Guy Wo I Ate Commented On My Facebook Profile Picture Tat I ( Look Like I've Fallen Off Te Ugly Tree And It Every Branc On Te Way Down. ) 60 People Liked Tis , Including My Boyfriend And Best Friend. FML

#17787431
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On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I went to see boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him!! Instead I discoverd that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents!! I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day!! Now I have to comfort soon-to-be ex!! FML

#17780989
133 comments

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On 09/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by stuck (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, husband droppd his pants and said, ( Why don't you go down and say hello. ) This is his idea of foreplay. FML

#17734808
122 comments

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On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States

Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would looool distract me from having mah manuscript rejected, as well as leren wat made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get mah works published.

#17696779
156 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm - misc - by WishIWasAWriter (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
177 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I Went To A Party Dressed As A Pinata !! Drunk People Tried To Hit Me All Night !! FML

#13671939
85 comments

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On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Yesterday , I bit mah boyfriend's neck . I felt something squirt into mah mouth . Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck . Into mah mouth . big fat FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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