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Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML
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On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML
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Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 7:54pm - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by chloeguest97 - United Kingdom (Solihull)
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 3:31pm - love - by stuck (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States
Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML
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On 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm - misc - by WishIWasAWriter (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went to a party dressed as a Pinata. Drunk people tried to hit me all night. FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 3:34am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)
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