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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 550
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About GETxAxLIFE : Umm I like to read FMLs and I'm a ginger, you piss me off? I'll steal your f*cking soul :) and a very proud Irish Mexican I am. I've been known to be a bit of a smart @ss and frankly my dear? I don't give a damn(:

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Today, I had to ask my boyfriend to stop measuring his penis during our conversation. FML

#19173399
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25624) - you deserved it (3786)

On 02/27/2012 at 6:06am - intimacy - by facepalm (woman) - United States

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15173) - you deserved it (21843)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52782) - you deserved it (3235)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

#18922456
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6371) - you deserved it (59185)

On 01/27/2012 at 1:48am - health - by batsu (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29075) - you deserved it (23175)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31654) - you deserved it (27374)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

#18550622
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40460) - you deserved it (4059)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37179) - you deserved it (5106)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44977) - you deserved it (7012)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML

#18320267
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30109) - you deserved it (5244)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:00pm - intimacy - by Gabriela -

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

#18309491
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33125) - you deserved it (6814)

On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

#18275537
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24759) - you deserved it (6914)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States

Today, my girlfriend agreed to doing it doggy style. During it all, I pulled on her hair. I guess I pulled too hard, because when I let go, her face smacked straight into the bedside table. FML

#18220908
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12201) - you deserved it (40426)

On 11/11/2011 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by Henry - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18105) - you deserved it (76683)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38371) - you deserved it (3127)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)



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