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by someonepleasehelpme / 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML
by The Rock's arse / 07/04/2014 at 4:29pm / United Kingdom (Milton Keynes) / Money
by Anon / 06/26/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML
by Holyguacamoly / 05/27/2014 at 7:15am / Iceland / Animals
Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML
by ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome / 05/23/2014 at 8:09pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, during a family dinner with my grandparents, I showed them some pictures. One was a picture… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.…