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GDragonsSwag
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 April 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 423
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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GDragonsSwag's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML

#21212869
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72478) - you deserved it (5722)

On 07/18/2014 at 12:49pm - love - by someonepleasehelpme (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I hit rock bottom; I watched one of those shitty infomercial channels, without even being forced into it at gunpoint. Even worse is that I practically creamed myself over a damn fruit juicer, all because it was 50% off and I could actually afford it. FML

#21198655
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35665) - you deserved it (7157)

On 07/04/2014 at 4:29pm - money - by The Rock's arse (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to marry me and be the father of my children. Five minutes later, he told me he wants to experience death. FML

#21188654
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45933) - you deserved it (5073)

On 06/26/2014 at 12:03am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work I had to explain to a client that male dogs can wear red collars and it doesn't make them "gay". The client then got angry and stormed out of the store, causing me to get written up. FML

#21153154
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45739) - you deserved it (4744)

On 05/27/2014 at 7:15am - animals - by Holyguacamoly (woman) - Iceland

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

#21149559
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43585) - you deserved it (3281)

On 05/23/2014 at 8:09pm - misc - by ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - Ireland (Dublin)



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