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GDinNJ
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 27 July 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 29073
  • Number of comments : 89
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Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40574) - you deserved it (11977)

On 08/18/2009 at 1:02am - animals - by anugla (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my mom had one too many and announced to all of my friends that, if she had the opportunity, she would bang Gwen Stefani. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43408) - you deserved it (3029)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30232) - you deserved it (98427)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)