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Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML
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On 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by tech_support (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)
Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by canucks_chick - Canada
Today, I went to the store to pick up some tampons. After waiting in line for about 10 minutes, the male cashier looked at me when I was leaving and said, "Have a nice... week!" FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 12:49pm - work - by ikickgingers - United States
Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML
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On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States
Today, my twin boys who are 5 decided to teach each other how to fly off the shed out back. They are still in their pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25847) - you deserved it (4696)
On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States
Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm - misc - by Lauren - United Kingdom
Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
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On 10/08/2011 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
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On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)
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