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Today, less than a day after my cranky downstairs neighbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment ceiling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night. I'm shitting myself in fear. FML
by mdsfkljsfsdrewr / 06/03/2014 at 3:01pm / Lebanon (Beyrouth) / Miscellaneous
by Fat Arsed Lass / 06/01/2014 at 6:28am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Animals
by wendtinmypants / 05/31/2014 at 11:05am / United States (Nebraska) / Love
by now have a cat / 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by sexual parrot / 04/21/2014 at 2:42pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm / Belgium (West-Vlaanderen) / Intimacy
Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML
by mtr1594 / 07/31/2013 at 2:47am / United States (Nevada) / Love
Today, I was reading in my apartment. Due to a heatwave and my lack of AC, I was completely naked. My cat jumped onto my lap, and as her claws dug into my stomach, I recoiled. This caused her to retreat, clawing at my nether regions in the process. My pussy mauled my pussy. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2013 at 5:18pm / United States / Animals
by DreamStatic / 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm / South Africa / Transportation
by Anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 9:03pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by FootinMouth / 07/18/2013 at 5:48pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Wtf / 07/10/2013 at 1:24am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by idk ask freud / 07/04/2013 at 12:11am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by JabberWocky54210 / 06/21/2013 at 12:09am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I realized that due to my anti-depressants, I can no longer orgasm. At. All. Which depresses… Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny… Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into…
- Today, as a freelancing musician, I had to pass on the best gig I've ever been offered (worth over… Today my manager tried to force me to sign an employee contract (I've worked here a year) that she… Today, I visited a new tattoo parlor, as my previous artist made me uncomfortable with his drunken,…