About G3R : I'm 20 years old. I go to UAB and got hooked to FML a few of years ago after I ran across it on the iPhone app store. FML is now one of my favorite applications. All the stories crack me up.
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Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 9:44am - kids - by parentfail (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
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On 12/06/2010 at 5:37am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I realized that before I can legally drink, I will have been married, divorced, and pregnant. FML
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On 12/05/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 4:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Santa Fe)
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
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On 12/03/2010 at 9:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, is my daughter's first birthday. Today also marks 1 year and 9 months since I last had sex with my wife. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by notgettingany (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore
Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML
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On 11/22/2010 at 6:33am - health - by can't breathe - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML
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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML
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On 11/19/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I found out that while I see a therapist for my trust issues, my husband sleeps with our nanny. FML
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On 11/18/2010 at 4:23am - intimacy - by nevergonnatrust -
Today, I failed to get my drivers licence. My father was the instructor. FML
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On 11/03/2010 at 1:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by unsatisfying (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 12:27am - love - by heshay - United States (Texas)
Monday 20 May 2013
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