About G3R : I'm 20 years old. I go to UAB and got hooked to FML a few of years ago after I ran across it on the iPhone app store. FML is now one of my favorite applications. All the stories crack me up.
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Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
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On 02/08/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by mom21 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML
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On 02/07/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by um -
Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML
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On 02/03/2011 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by peachmelba (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)
Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I woke up, patted my dog and kissed his nose. He was dead. FML
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Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML
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On 01/22/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Peter C. - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)
Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)
Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
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On 12/24/2010 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsoclean (man) - United States (California)
Today, I finally moved all my boxes into my new apartment. I was settling in when my alarm clock that was stashed in one of the boxes began ringing. Two hours and several boxes later, I still can't find it. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML
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On 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)
Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
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On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)
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