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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9405
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About G3R : I'm a 23 years old college graduate. I got hooked on FML waaaaay back in 2009 after I ran across it on the iPhone app store. It's still one of my favorites

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G3R's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

#15379416
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57164) - you deserved it (8305)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML

#15341200
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33049) - you deserved it (4542)

On 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm - animals - by MacGrouber (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML

#15304512
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15319) - you deserved it (73251)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

#15284565
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46661) - you deserved it (5971)

On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was texting a girl I like. Every message she sent came ten minutes after I sent her a message. When I told her "I've to go", she responded almost instantly with an "Ok, bye". FML

#15282818
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35456) - you deserved it (9548)

On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42066) - you deserved it (6871)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

#15209199
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61839) - you deserved it (3996)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

#14943630
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59727) - you deserved it (4548)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

#14908871
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32874) - you deserved it (12885)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by maddie! - United States (New York)

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

#14904173
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50054) - you deserved it (6235)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I told my new boss to wish his daughter a happy birthday on my behalf, as I overheard him saying it was today. Turns out she committed suicide three years ago. FML

#14886336
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44360) - you deserved it (7724)

On 02/07/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by um -

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

#14826546
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40002) - you deserved it (3591)

On 02/03/2011 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

#14798107
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45899) - you deserved it (4522)

On 02/01/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by peachmelba (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49512) - you deserved it (5803)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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