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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9410
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About G3R : I'm a 23 years old college graduate. I got hooked on FML waaaaay back in 2009 after I ran across it on the iPhone app store. It's still one of my favorites

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G3R's favorite FMLs

Today, I volunteered to be Auctioned off for Charity. I went for $3. FML

#6130928
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40590) - you deserved it (7029)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:06am - money - by LC (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at a party and saw an old friend from college. I went up to her asking how she was and how her family was. She went on to tell me that her husband left her a month ago and started crying. I told her that he was an ass anyway and that she didn't need him. Turns out he died. FML

#6108981
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35698) - you deserved it (14339)

On 11/01/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Oops (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss' daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML

#6101041
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28791) - you deserved it (3191)

On 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I wore my kilt to the university I attend. Getting tired of the stares which I was receiving, I yelled "It's cause its too big to fit in my pants". As soon as the words left my mouth, a gust of wind came and blew my kilt up around my waist, revealing that my previous claim was untrue. FML

#6053376
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11225) - you deserved it (55064)

On 10/29/2009 at 10:31am - misc - by TrueScotsman (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I realized that I have to block my number to get my own mother to take my phone calls. FML

#6037423
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33536) - you deserved it (3405)

On 10/28/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Slayeddd (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

#6028042
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49724) - you deserved it (2630)

On 10/27/2009 at 7:13pm - love - by dumped (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents came into my room at 12:01 to surprise me. Do you know what fifteen year olds do at midnight? FML

#4734669
407 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48315) - you deserved it (24524)

On 08/22/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by urmommmm (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was going to hang out with the girl I like, because she was leaving for the rest of the Summer. She had to cancel to go shopping with her grandma "all day." At 1 o'clock, she came online and told me how much fun she had with this guy I really don't like. She forgot that she lied to me. FML

#4020184
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53275) - you deserved it (3507)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:17am - love - by Jake (man) - United States (Florida)



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