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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 July 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8735
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About G3R : I'm a 23 years old college graduate. I got hooked to FML a few of years ago after I ran across it on the iPhone app store. FML is now one of my favorite applications. All the stories crack me up.

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G3R's favorite FMLs

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38644) - you deserved it (9801)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a $50 iTunes card for my birthday. I immediately sat down at my computer and starting buying all my newest favorites. Then I realized I never redeemed my card so the $50 was all charged to my account. FML

#17067596
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10861) - you deserved it (49802)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:09pm - money - by brokeaf - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16070) - you deserved it (37731)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl has a crush on me. Too bad it's my co-worker's five year old granddaughter. FML

#16732338
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36016) - you deserved it (3989)

On 06/18/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44438) - you deserved it (14767)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64774) - you deserved it (3814)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

#16481636
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10885) - you deserved it (57111)

On 06/03/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

#16448607
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40501) - you deserved it (5465)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52680) - you deserved it (14287)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68773) - you deserved it (3987)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a restaurant and sat at the last available table, which had a seat available across from me. A cute girl approached and asked if she could sit down, so I said "Sure" and made some room. She then asked "You're leaving, right?" FML

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

#16303976
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35215) - you deserved it (18998)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm - kids - by Fatty1970 - United States (Florida)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76737) - you deserved it (4016)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, the only positive thing my ex boyfriend left me was my pregnancy test. FML

#16268222
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58541) - you deserved it (13693)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Emma-Louise (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65494) - you deserved it (10131)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)



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