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Today, I took home my grandpa's ashes. I then went out with my grandma, leaving my 5-year-old at home with my 12-year-old. When I got home, my beaming 5-year-old opened the door, covered in white powder. My grandmother asked where all the powder had come from. She pointed to the empty ashbox. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43880) - you deserved it (16115)

On 06/17/2009 at 10:40pm - love - by fcnk (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got into a heated argument at a restaurant with a guy I am seeing because he refused to let me pay for the bill and I thought it was sexist. When he finally agreed, I gave the waiter my card, only to have him return a minute later telling me it was declined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11120) - you deserved it (71599)

On 06/17/2009 at 11:25am - money - by feminist (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I gave a beautiful book of baby names to a friend of mine who's been trying to get pregnant for a while. She just burst into tears when she saw it. Just before meeting me, she'd found out she was sterile. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51293) - you deserved it (6446)

On 06/17/2009 at 8:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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