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by Anony-moose / 10/11/2011 at 5:43am / United States / Work
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by xoccerplaya / 10/06/2011 at 6:46am / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by Pookaa / 10/05/2011 at 7:48pm / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/29/2011 at 5:46am / United States / Intimacy
by danthecomplicate / 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Hypocrisy / 09/28/2011 at 6:16pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/28/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Miscellaneous
by confused / 09/28/2011 at 12:55am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/27/2011 at 11:56am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by faded as shit / 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm / United States / Love
Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML
by Anonymous / 09/26/2011 at 2:52pm / United States / Work
by BigBananaLover / 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…