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  • Number of comments : 78
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Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

#18167673
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16087) - you deserved it (36008)

On 11/05/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my girlfriend tried to change her pad while we were sitting in a crowded movie theatre. She succeeded and slipped the used pad into her purse. I can't get rid of the memory, and I don't think I can ever eat popcorn again. FML

#18120358
591 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60174) - you deserved it (4797)

On 10/31/2011 at 11:38am - intimacy - by ohdear (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32499) - you deserved it (10952)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26791) - you deserved it (4932)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my roomate informed me that her snake was missing in our apartment again. Apparently, I need to be careful because the snake's attracted to blood. I'm on my period. FML

#18093315
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32573) - you deserved it (2749)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34699) - you deserved it (8304)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML

#18023382
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41386) - you deserved it (4833)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54676) - you deserved it (17390)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42757) - you deserved it (3519)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37384) - you deserved it (3158)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30768) - you deserved it (5205) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34030) - you deserved it (2413)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

#17974360
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26733) - you deserved it (2168)

On 10/13/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by pillowless (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

#17966458
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13132) - you deserved it (44015)

On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML

#17964830
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39960) - you deserved it (5843)

On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)



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