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Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
by yamsterr / 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm / United States / Love
by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by hatinthelife / 02/18/2012 at 1:34am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by jjs51 / 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Transportation
by suffersecks / 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm / United States / Intimacy
by hurts.to.pee / 01/19/2012 at 12:14am / United States / Health
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
by maruskasommers / 01/09/2012 at 4:39am / Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
by Whyme / 01/09/2012 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
by omgwhyme / 01/08/2012 at 9:36am / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by OH COME ON / 12/29/2011 at 10:48am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
by bigmistake / 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by notsohappilyeverafter / 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by hitintheeye / 11/26/2011 at 10:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML
by notgoodenough / 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy