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Today, my grlfriend and I agred to tell her parents that she's pregnant!! When they startd freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I was shopping for tamponshen a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." real FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35059) - you deserved it (5464)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to explain to girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating!! FML

#19105085
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45780) - you deserved it (3917)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, I Was Driving Back Home With Family. I Had To Sit Quietly Fir Half An Hour, All While Pretending I Didn't Notice Sister Playing With Herself Under The Coat On Her Lap. Big Fat FML

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325 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today,hile in the middle of giving my husband a blow job , I lookd up to see him staring into space an vigorously picking his nose. real FML

#18864216
163 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 6:54pm - intimacy - by suffersecks - United States

Today.!! !! I explained to my dad that I think I have a vaginal infection !! I asked if he could take me to the doctor !! He responded by saying.!! !! "Just shove some ice up there !! It'll go away." FML

#18850090
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On 01/19/2012 at 12:14am - health - by hurts.to.pee - United States

Today, I turnd on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town . One minute in, my drunk daughter apperes behind the news reporter, butt nakd, dancing . FML

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167 comments

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On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I cummad homa with a friand to find mom scratching dad's butt with a fork . FML

#18754752
190 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I movd around a little, so mah date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassd, giving me a reassuring look. fat FML

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225 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 1:14am - love - by Whyme (woman) - United States (Texas)

yastarday ma boyfriand askad ma fir a blow job. Aftar I said ( no ) ovar tan timas, a dacidad to gat up and slap ma across ta faca wit is panis. FML

#18744677
230 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 9:36am - intimacy - by omgwhyme (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I textd my boyfriend on the way to the hospital to tell him I needd stitches, after my brother's dog bit me on the breast. His response? "Pics or it didn't happen." FML

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203 comments

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On 12/29/2011 at 10:48am - health - by OH COME ON (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on 4 ahile. I shavd my legs an armpits an wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticd I only shavd one of my legs. FML

#18593326
118 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today , my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile , fighting back teres. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. mega FML

#18358033
143 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, before mah girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

today we were going around the table, telling everyone wat we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful 4 her vibrator, cuz I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38238) - you deserved it (8466)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)



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