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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1893
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Fx13mz : Hello there, my name's Vladimir!
I'm from Los Angeles, CA currently residing in Oklahoma City, OK and it is TERRIBLE here.

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Fx13mz's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife bought $80 worth of Glee songs on iTunes. FML

#15940298
335 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51686) - you deserved it (9781)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:20pm - money - by Chad - United States

Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML

#15938297
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25358) - you deserved it (5362)

On 04/26/2011 at 7:11pm - misc - by gottapee (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband got out of the shower, came downstairs naked screaming ''EMBRACE THE HARDNESS!!'' Little did he know, my step mother was sitting right there at the kitchen table. FML

#15934305
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44764) - you deserved it (5616)

On 04/26/2011 at 1:28pm - intimacy - by Scarlett - United States (Washington)

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20302) - you deserved it (32157)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

#14048289
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27162) - you deserved it (3397)

On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

#9416886
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48975) - you deserved it (9610)

On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

#7916627
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27428) - you deserved it (6171)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were starting to get in the mood. I get on top of him, lean down to kiss him, and he begins to laugh. Puzzled, I ask him why. He tells me that when I'm naked and on top of him, I remind him of a cow, with 'udders' . Offended, I go to get off. 'No no' he protests, 'a SEXY cow'. FML

#4936228
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33876) - you deserved it (4805)

On 08/30/2009 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by sigh (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my friend paypal'd me some money to tide me over until my school loans come through. For a transaction description, he wrote "to get back in that pussy game." It got red flagged, and I had to talk with three female customer service agents before it went through. FML

#2397904
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38742) - you deserved it (4010)

On 05/29/2009 at 9:15am - money - by Jordan (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML

#1193319
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69006) - you deserved it (6524)

On 04/21/2009 at 2:21pm - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
506 comments

I agree, your life sucks (236353) - you deserved it (82020)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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