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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 November 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1801
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Fx13mz : Hello there, my name's Vladimir!
I'm from Los Angeles, CA currently residing in Oklahoma City, OK and it is TERRIBLE here.

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Today, my dad looked me dead in the eyes and told me that if I wanted to join the Lingerie Football League, I would have his approval. His drunken friends nodded in agreement. FML

#17588509
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30519) - you deserved it (2802)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:32pm - misc - by Alexis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33717) - you deserved it (6459)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went shopping with my grandma. She went to the bathroom and was gone for a long while. I jokingly asked, "What happened, you fall in?" She did. She had shit all over the back of her shirt. FML

#17260985
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33717) - you deserved it (6459)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Ima_Moronski - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15514) - you deserved it (26129)

On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML

#17187115
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47113) - you deserved it (2778)

On 07/20/2011 at 3:40am - kids - by Harry - United States

Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML

#17080127
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20005) - you deserved it (47714)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by sm702 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17228) - you deserved it (14941)

On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to sift through hundreds of pages of legal documents. They were all written in Comic Sans font. FML

#16984657
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33368) - you deserved it (4060)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:04am - work - by chawlay (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45848) - you deserved it (11773)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad came round to the house. Looking rather pleased with himself he pulled out his phone, grinned, and chucked it over to me. I glanced at the screen to see a naked woman. He smiled and said "I tapped that last night". FML

#16480333
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43362) - you deserved it (4579)

On 06/03/2011 at 6:17am - intimacy - by peaaaak (woman) - United Kingdom (Thurrock)

Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

#16161340
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41453) - you deserved it (3816)

On 05/13/2011 at 7:06pm - intimacy - by Uhmm... - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

#15949821
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36859) - you deserved it (4826)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

#15949652
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49409) - you deserved it (4147)

On 04/27/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by disfunctionalfamily (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was watching a movie online. There was a 15 minute ad. 13 minutes into watching an ad about birth control, I noticed that there was a "skip this ad" button in the corner. FML

#15949369
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12289) - you deserved it (47690)

On 04/27/2011 at 2:33pm - misc - by popcorn - United States (California)

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28117) - you deserved it (3796)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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