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Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (3933)

On 10/16/2009 at 11:08am - love - by nerd (man) - Singapore

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

#5850117
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I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (3933)

On 10/16/2009 at 11:08am - love - by nerd (man) - Singapore

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36259) - you deserved it (4527)

On 06/19/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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On 06/11/2009 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by hdat (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started tearing each other's clothes off. I decided to be coy and sexy and flip my hair to the side. As I did so, my long hair caught in the flames of his lit candles and caught half of my head on fire. FML

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138 comments

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On 06/01/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Bawo (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which time I learned he was an attorney. FML

#2454522
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I agree, your life sucks (41816) - you deserved it (7353)

On 05/31/2009 at 1:45am - misc - by T-Shain (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)



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