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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 8088
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About FusionPlacebo : Hi, I'm Katherine!
Just some quick stuff about me:
I love cooking, it's my passion.
Drawing cartoons fills up my free time.
I'm obsessed with my all of my cats.
I love to watch TV.
I love to play video games.
I love my adorable boyfriend!
I enjoy relaxation and I'd be super glad if you message me! I love meeting new people! :)
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Today, a new employee started at our office. She's about 18, barely does any work, chews gum loudly, has no manners, and happens to sit right next to me. She also threatens to report me for harassment whenever I politely ask her to not bash my chair with the back of her chair. FML


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On 05/20/2015 at 12:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Cyprus (Paphos)

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27299) - you deserved it (3713)

On 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by McWhopper - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend bought me a pet tarantula. I now have one of my biggest fears crawling around my house. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 11:23pm - animals - by MyNameIsNotJeff (man) - United States

Today, I took a shower with my boyfriend. I tried to be adventurous and went to give him a blowjob, only to end up slipping and head-butting him in the balls. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by pleasedie - United States (Florida)

Today, I was out with my youngest cousin and we had to stop for gas. Since he just got his license, I asked if he wanted to pump the gas while I went into the station to get snacks and pay. He pumped my car full of diesel. FML


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On 05/07/2015 at 11:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to play the hot and cold game with my boyfriend until he found my clitoris. FML


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On 05/05/2015 at 11:13am - intimacy - by baby_trex_arms - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML


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On 05/03/2015 at 1:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I clogged the toilet in the one-man bathroom at the corner store, with a line of about 5 people waiting outside. FML

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML


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On 04/29/2015 at 7:11am - love - by xxlenalunaxx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom told me that if I wanted to commit suicide, I should make it seem like a car accident, and not do it in the house, because she would be too embarrassed if people thought she was a bad parent. FML


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On 04/28/2015 at 9:26am - misc - by WasNotAdopted (man) - United States (California)

Today, while with a large group of friends, my best friend started talking about my struggles with dating and intimacy. I quietly asked her to stop talking about it, as it was personal and I wasn't comfortable with everyone else knowing. Her response? "Um, it's really none of your business." FML

Today, I overheard my uncle talking about me to his friends. Nothing serious, just that he'd fuck me senseless if we weren't related. FML


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On 04/24/2015 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Laois)

Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML


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On 04/24/2015 at 7:38am - intimacy - by Sexless from Texas - United States (Texas)

Today, in a crowded doctor's waiting room, my two-year-old daughter let a loud fart rip. I asked her, "What do we say?" She replied, "IT'S ME!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (28157) - you deserved it (3991) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/23/2015 at 8:27am - kids - by bleue - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, my dad woke me up at 5am saying that there was dog shit on the carpet. I thought it was just a clever ruse to get me into the living room for a birthday surprise. It wasn't. There really was dog shit that I had to clean up, with no "Happy birthday"s even uttered. FML


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On 04/21/2015 at 8:51am - animals - by 21ShitCleaner - United States (California)

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