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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11040
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About FusionPlacebo : Oh! I'm so BEARY useless...I haven't even said hello! Well, hi! I'm Katherine. Pleasure meeting you =]

I guess my boyfriend and I go to McDonald's too much because they put us in one of their animated commercials. (Look at the picture comparisons...weird.)

If you're reading my profile and having a crap day, just remember someone like me is always giving you a smile! Because I still love you even if things are hard and you don't feel like moving on. Just push a little harder. Have a wonderful day :)

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Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22297) - you deserved it (2365)

On 10/05/2015 at 1:10pm - intimacy - by ph2222 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20909) - you deserved it (3546)

On 10/03/2015 at 3:42am - love - by JJ (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23657) - you deserved it (6756)

On 09/25/2015 at 9:46am - love - by helpme (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33744) - you deserved it (2332)

On 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm - kids - by Angus (man) - France

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend that said, "I love you." Thinking this meant he'd changed his mind about breaking up with me less than 24 hours before, I replied back excitedly. Turns out that was a text sent last weekend that didn't go through until now. What great timing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23286) - you deserved it (1712)

On 09/17/2015 at 12:16am - love - by guest - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today, my rarely-romantic boyfriend finally said "I love you". Too bad he was drunk, and was talking to my vagina. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23146) - you deserved it (2740)

On 09/13/2015 at 7:52am - intimacy - by Queen LaQueefah (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24412) - you deserved it (1383)

On 09/11/2015 at 12:34pm - misc - by hale_551 (woman) -

Today, my "friends" pulled an elaborate prank on me. First, they changed my ringtone to a recording of someone saying "Allahu Akbar" on repeat. Then, they called me as we had a moment of silence in honor of the 9/11 victims. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31036) - you deserved it (2706)

On 09/11/2015 at 9:50am - misc - by EverettA - United States (Ohio)

Today, while blissfully unaware that it was the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, I was making paper airplanes during my free period in school. Next thing I know, I was reported for, "making jokes about the 9/11 attacks." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25070) - you deserved it (8200)

On 09/11/2015 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after studying for hours a day for the past month, sacrificing weekends and time with my husband, I finally took the exam required for a possible promotion at work. Out of over a hundred questions, I only knew the answer to 3 of them for sure. Boy, am I glad I studied so hard. FML

Today, it's the day before my friends' wedding. My dress has not yet been shipped from the online shop where I ordered it three weeks ago, the hand-crafted gift that was ordered last month is trapped at customs and my cats have just managed to open the drawer and eat the wedding card. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25838) - you deserved it (2759)

On 09/10/2015 at 7:09am - misc - by myrkes (woman) - Switzerland (Thurgau)

Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9494) - you deserved it (22055)

On 09/09/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML


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On 09/08/2015 at 8:03pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was walking down the street when someone started yelling at me, saying I was dead. I bolted, ran into a pole and when they caught up to me, said "Oh, wrong person." and walked off, leaving me bruised on the ground. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19914) - you deserved it (2420)

On 09/08/2015 at 7:03pm - misc - by supersplatoon - United States (California)

Today, my mother-in-law got her driver's license, despite being prone to fainting, seizures, and being on so much medication that she sometimes forgets where she is. She now wants to drive us to all our family functions, and my father-in-law won't object because he doesn't want to damage her self-esteem. FML

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