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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 10401
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 28 posted

About FusionPlacebo : Oh! I'm so BEARY useless...I haven't even said hello! Well, hi! I'm Katherine. Pleasure meeting you =]

I guess my boyfriend and I go to McDonald's too much because they put us in one of their animated commercials. (Look at the picture comparisons...weird.)

If you're reading my profile and having a crap day, just remember someone like me is always giving you a smile! Because I still love you even if things are hard and you don't feel like moving on. Just push a little harder. Have a wonderful day :)

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Fucked!<b>Ichiya</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 6:00pm<b>Zee_Mills</b> - the 08/23/2015 at 12:25pm<b>Diarrhea_Volcano</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 9:52am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 5:23am<b>Angsty_Armadillo</b> - the 08/12/2015 at 9:40am<b>Arieslink</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 8:31am<b>TheJasonLi</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:44am<b>MomentoMori</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 7:11am<b>rabbiddog</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 4:30am<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 6:25pm<b>JEVCLQ</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 1:09am<b>DaRito</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 8:22pm<b>PossibleMouse24</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 3:34pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 7:32am<b>Lesser</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 10:03am<b>rogwest</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 8:36pm<b>therealjc</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:30pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:35am

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FusionPlacebo's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I won't be able to attend my own wedding, because I'll be in a mandatory training class that doesn't allow people to take vacation for any reason. So now we've wasted $10,000, and I can't even fly home for one day. All because I got promoted unexpectedly. FML

#21461761
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13544) - you deserved it (1028)

On 08/28/2015 at 4:05pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Friuli-Venezia Giulia)

Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML

#21461314
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16580) - you deserved it (1272)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML

#21460185
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19545) - you deserved it (1732)

On 08/24/2015 at 5:56pm - love - by wellthen - United States

Today, I had my driver's permit in an envelope to keep it safe and a letter to mail out. I drove away from the post office with the letter in my hand. FML

#21459843
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16916) - you deserved it (7384)

On 08/23/2015 at 9:40pm - misc - by JadeDemolition (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to upgrade to Windows 10. I wanted to keep my old files on the current hard drive, I clicked on the keep old files option. Thanks to Windows, I lost everything. FML

#21459683
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20144) - you deserved it (4906)

On 08/23/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Arrkyna (man) -

Today, even after explaining to my boyfriend that I was self conscious about my breasts because they're slightly misshaped, he still persisted with begging me for a tit pic, saying he would still see me as beautiful. I gave in and sent one. He responded with "LOL WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSSSEE." FML

#21459438
161 comments

Today, I came home from a stay at my girlfriend's place. My little brother stepped on my bag and accidentally switched my vibrator on. I told him the buzzing sound was my electric toothbrush. He went to the bathroom and came back with the toothbrush. He won't stop asking what's in my bag. FML

Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered "Fucking tryhard." FML

#21459168
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22554) - you deserved it (2929)

On 08/22/2015 at 2:58am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the professor I've had a crush on informed me that there's only one way left I could still pass his course. Thinking this was an attempt to flirt with me, I told him I'd do anything he could imagine. He then looked confused when he asked me to write an essay. FML

#21458908
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9809) - you deserved it (29233)

On 08/21/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by notwhatithought (woman) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I screamed like a little girl and scrambled to climb atop the toilet seat when I saw a cockroach running around our bathroom. My 5-year-old nephew came in, slapped it to death and said not to be scared, because he'll always protect me. FML

#21458825
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23525) - you deserved it (6102)

On 08/21/2015 at 11:25am - kids - by MyBallsForSaleOnEbay (man) - Malta

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

#21458477
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24905) - you deserved it (2246)

On 08/20/2015 at 1:48pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

#21457897
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23793) - you deserved it (2886)

On 08/19/2015 at 1:54am - intimacy - by lonelygal69 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML

#21457655
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19224) - you deserved it (4792)

On 08/18/2015 at 4:17pm - love - by I hate games - United States (Missouri)

Today, my drill sergeant was yelling at me and asking me questions. I got a question wrong, and he asked me if I am a "Shit Sandwich". I replied "Yes sir, with extra cheese." I'm running miles till the day I die. FML

#21457342
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24503) - you deserved it (8940)

On 08/17/2015 at 9:55pm - work - by BarhydtBran - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to my car with 600 dollars worth of books because I start college next week, when I was robbed by some guy that sounded like Cartman. He punched me because I could not stop laughing whenever he would try to threaten me. FML



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