Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (7 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9197
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About FusionPlacebo : Oh! I'm so BEARY useless...I haven't even said hello! Well, hi! I'm Katherine. Pleasure meeting you =]

I guess my boyfriend and I go to McDonald's too much because they put us in one of their commercials.

If you're reading my profile and having a crap day, just remember someone like me is always giving you a smile! Because I still love you even if things are hard and you don't feel like moving on. Just push a little harder. Have a wonderful day :)

FusionPlacebo's page activity

Visits<b>TheDude992</b> - 5 hours ago<b>Lesser</b> - 6 hours ago<b>Mons</b> - 16 hours ago<b>Nahpets</b> - 21 hours ago<b>10nachoman10</b> - yesterday at 2:51am<b>maxyutd</b> - yesterday at 11:02pm<b>giantsfan2010</b> - yesterday at 8:16pm<b>rogwest</b> - yesterday at 2:35pm<b>Helipilot86</b> - yesterday at 1:49pm<b>Arsenal123</b> - yesterday at 11:42am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 5:55pm<b>vampire623</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 4:18pm<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 3:22pm<b>keiNan</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 2:36pm<b>gopi</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 5:47am<b>ritz24683</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 2:32am<b>nana_star</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 7:33pm<b>therealjc</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 11:07am

Fucked!<b>Lesser</b> - just now<b>rogwest</b> - yesterday at 8:36pm<b>therealjc</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:30pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 5:35am<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 11:53pm<b>ironhead</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 4:58am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 12:39am<b>khoov19</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:20am<b>MistyKittyx</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 4:01pm<b>diagnosisscience</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 5:46am<b>Epickitty58</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 7:38pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 9:21pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 8:47am<b>Teamlads12</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 2:19am<b>HikaruNoGo</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 11:08pm<b>michaelaranda</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 8:47am<b>3051628</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 9:44am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:26am

FusionPlacebo's FML badges

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

See all of FusionPlacebo's badges

FusionPlacebo's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I've been moved out for a few years, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16057) - you deserved it (2624)

On 07/02/2015 at 3:16pm - misc - by I'm an adult! - United States (Washington)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (18520) - you deserved it (2690)

On 07/02/2015 at 1:53am - intimacy - by mirandale (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19530) - you deserved it (7360)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:49am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18801) - you deserved it (1189)

On 07/01/2015 at 7:38pm - misc - by bleachingmykidsbrains - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23034) - you deserved it (2795)

On 06/29/2015 at 5:28am - love - by sleepingonmydesk (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I was called a selfish brat for asking for a pillow as my birthday present. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25158) - you deserved it (1756)

On 06/29/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by youdontknowmewhy (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23693) - you deserved it (2037)

On 06/28/2015 at 1:06am - love - by Waste Someone Else's Time - United States

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27395) - you deserved it (1832)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend called me while I was at work. He sounded very excited and told me he had a surprise for me. He doesn't usually do this kind of thing, so I was excited. When I came home, I found him naked, with "Bone Appetite" written right above his penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24750) - you deserved it (3311)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:37pm - love - by stillhungry - United States (California)

Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28086) - you deserved it (2277)

On 06/27/2015 at 5:38am - misc - by MovingtoCanada (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22120) - you deserved it (8045)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by WhyIHateTeachers - United States (Florida)

Today, after parking in the handicapped spot of a lot with my placard, an older couple with their 7-year-old grandchild came up and yelled at me for being a lying asshole and taking the parking spot. When I showed them my prosthetic leg, the kid started crying and guess who got yelled at again. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29043) - you deserved it (1258)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:46pm - health - by ICanExplain - United States (California)

Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19319) - you deserved it (7457)

On 06/21/2015 at 4:42pm - work - by ihateloopholes (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

FML's blog

  • Angie's illustrated FML
  • Here we go again. This week I'm talking to you live from the Paris Japan Expo. I'm dressed up as Bernard from the Sailor Moon series, and I almost got kicked out because my katana wasn't the…

Friday 3 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: