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FusionPlacebo

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FusionPlacebo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 12296
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 32 posted

About FusionPlacebo : Oh! I'm so BEARY useless...I haven't even said hello! Well, hi! I'm Katherine. Pleasure meeting you =]

I guess my boyfriend and I go to McDonald's too much because they put us in one of their animated commercials. (Look at the picture comparisons...weird.)

If you're reading my profile and having a crap day, just remember someone like me is always giving you a smile! Because I still love you even if things are hard and you don't feel like moving on. Just push a little harder. Have a wonderful day :)

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FusionPlacebo's favorite FMLs

Today, I did such a bad job explaining the recent change from daylight savings time, that my 5-year-old son is now convinced that we're time travellers. FML

#21489205
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20691) - you deserved it (4419)

On 11/06/2015 at 12:02pm - kids - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML

#21488837
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20620) - you deserved it (6847)

On 11/05/2015 at 4:15pm - love - by not my bf anymore - United States

Today, my gym teacher ranted about how the government should put all the death row inmates in a coliseum and film them fighting. I guess he lied when he said he only drinks at the weekend. FML

#21488729
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20949) - you deserved it (2379)

On 11/05/2015 at 10:31am - misc - by GoldenSteve - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if you mix beer, an axe, shotgun shells and bad judgment, you get a rather expensive hospital stay. FML

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

#21488023
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23063) - you deserved it (3277)

On 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm - love - by Wtf -

Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML

#21487650
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25282) - you deserved it (1630)

On 11/02/2015 at 10:55pm - misc - by likecomeon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML

#21487370
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30983) - you deserved it (3911)

On 11/02/2015 at 2:05pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, as I rung up a customer's groceries, he gave me a pitying look and said I'd have a "real job" if I'd only studied harder. FML

#21486231
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20587) - you deserved it (2009)

On 10/30/2015 at 5:53pm - work - by prick (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I got so desperate for cash that I decided to start selling my used panties online. FML

#21485715
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23000) - you deserved it (6464)

On 10/29/2015 at 4:58am - intimacy - by Natasha (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend and I respectfully asked my landlady if he could stay with me until he gets back on his feet. He was robbed at gunpoint in his house last night. Landlady then yelled because we aren't married, and then showed up at my door at 10pm, "just making sure John isn't here". FML

#21484786
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22733) - you deserved it (1756)

On 10/26/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by Leyla (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my classmate went into rage mode and cursed at me, complaining how it's so unfair that I'm allowed to wear a hijab in class but she isn't allowed to wear a Flamingo hat. FML

#21483299
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26204) - you deserved it (6049)

On 10/23/2015 at 4:17am - work - by idontmakethedresscode - United States (California)

Today, I found my daughter's fanfiction account. I need a new pair of eyes, or brain bleach, or both. FML

#21481410
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25177) - you deserved it (5213)

On 10/18/2015 at 10:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying to get it on on the bed. As soon as things were starting to get heated, I turned over and saw that my dog had not only jumped up on the bed, but had been watching and started to hump the pillow next to our heads. FML

#21480502
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25515) - you deserved it (3196)

On 10/15/2015 at 6:47pm - intimacy - by GiveADogABone - United States

Today, I nearly got written up at work for missing an important memo. The memo was sent to everyone via the company Facebook group and not by our e-mail system. My manager could hardly believe people exist who have no Facebook account and have no intention of making one. FML

#21479032
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25390) - you deserved it (2281)

On 10/12/2015 at 11:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend told me how his batshit insane girlfriend keeps questioning his sexuality and thinks we're screwing behind her back. He's so desperate for a relationship that he's decided to stop hanging out with me. Goodbye 7 years of friendship. FML

#21479008
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28106) - you deserved it (1652)

On 10/12/2015 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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