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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7229
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About FusionPlacebo : Hi, I'm Katherine! I frequently get on here all the time, reading pretty much every post. I love the color purple, eating a bunch of food, listening to melodic dubstep, playing video games, playing with my kittens, texting, and making love with my boyfriend :)
Message me if you wanna chat! I love to talk!

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FusionPlacebo's favorite FMLs

Today, I got banned from my favourite online video game for calling a person on my team a "Baked Potato". FML

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML

#21393386
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27264) - you deserved it (2881)

On 04/14/2015 at 4:33am - intimacy - by Lebac - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

#21392914
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25720) - you deserved it (4856)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:40am - health - by gottaflossmoreoften (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31510) - you deserved it (2735)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML

#21392608
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24680) - you deserved it (3279)

On 04/12/2015 at 9:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

#21392458
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27553) - you deserved it (4797)

On 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML

#21392355
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27456) - you deserved it (5876)

On 04/12/2015 at 1:00pm - intimacy - by left, I guess (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my family checked into a hotel for spring break. The first thing my brother did was steal all the bars of soap and bottles of shampoo. He's now guarding them, and hissing at anyone that tries to take them. I just want to take a shower. FML

#21392089
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25692) - you deserved it (2479)

On 04/11/2015 at 11:05pm - kids - by ShampooThief - United States

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML

#21390758
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27202) - you deserved it (4550)

On 04/09/2015 at 4:24pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML

#21390720
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31764) - you deserved it (1793)

On 04/09/2015 at 3:38pm - work - by PrettySureItsReal - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML

#21390568
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26247) - you deserved it (2214)

On 04/09/2015 at 10:03am - misc - by fedupson - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

#21389410
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26878) - you deserved it (3319)

On 04/07/2015 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was told it was inconvenient for me to take lunch breaks, because someone else has to answer the phones and no one else wants to actually do any work. FML

#21388704
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25622) - you deserved it (1586)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:02pm - work - by tee - United States (Missouri)

Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML

#21387249
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28452) - you deserved it (3236)

On 04/03/2015 at 9:57pm - intimacy - by lameows - United States



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