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FusionPlacebo

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1813
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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FusionPlacebo's favorite FMLs

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML

#21284495
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26936) - you deserved it (1933)

On 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm - work - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my best friend and I, after years of sexual tension, began to have sex for the first time. Things got heated and he decided to abruptly stand up with me around him. I got so nervous, spazzed out, and now have 37 staples in my head courtesy of his bookshelf. FML

#21284031
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25060) - you deserved it (4211)

On 10/23/2014 at 9:25pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I came out as bisexual to my friends via group message. They didn't respond; I had a panic attack. An hour later, one of my friends texted back, "k". FML

Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML

#21281604
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33217) - you deserved it (2619)

On 10/20/2014 at 5:28am - intimacy - by bye loser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the kids on my cross country team were planning a big surprise party for one of the girls, whose birthday is in a few weeks. It's my birthday today. FML

#21281118
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29866) - you deserved it (2092)

On 10/19/2014 at 2:19pm - misc - by forgotten (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML

#21279390
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36120) - you deserved it (5804)

On 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by highfive - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I received an email from an angry parent, demanding that I give his daughter an A on a project which I had given her a 0 on. The project was to pick an article related to science and to write an essay on it. Hers was a hoax article relating to Ebola patients rising from the dead. FML

#21276337
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34179) - you deserved it (4916)

On 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my son was crying because he's afraid he might get Ebola. We live in Maine, and he's 16. FML

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

#21271608
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35367) - you deserved it (15814)

On 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my teenage daughter asked me to buy her the morning after pill, saying "It's for my acne." FML

#21270394
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35572) - you deserved it (4208)

On 10/03/2014 at 11:08pm - health - by Disappointed -

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, I asked my 12-year-old son what he wanted for his birthday. He looked me dead in the eyes and said, "A whore." FML

#21265910
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39574) - you deserved it (6287)

On 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning on having sex. He first excused himself to the bathroom, then returned with a sad face saying he had fumbled with himself in the bathroom to get "ready" and accidentally came. He said, "I was thinking of you though." FML

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

#21263362
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34410) - you deserved it (4674)

On 09/22/2014 at 8:23pm - love - by Serire (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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