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Furytalon

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Furytalon

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3221
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Furytalon : I play rugby. That's my handy work the first time I went shooting.

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Furytalon's favorite FMLs

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

#14403675
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30340) - you deserved it (3279)

On 12/31/2010 at 12:58am - health - by Nickolas - United States

Today, I used the restrooms at the shopping mall. The cleaning lady stepped in after me, immediately turned around and very demonstratively started spraying air freshener. FML

#14320804
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20014) - you deserved it (5932)

On 12/24/2010 at 5:52am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today, my roommate asked me to lock the door as we left our place. I told her to use my keys, because my hands were full. Afterwards, she and her boyfriend set off out of town for the next couple of days. She forgot to give me back my keys. FML

#14264681
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21731) - you deserved it (4984)

On 12/19/2010 at 9:26pm - misc - by me (woman) - Bulgaria

Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML

#14222956
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6113) - you deserved it (55016)

On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -

Today, I sat in my room on the computer instead of attending the party of the year. I got kicked out because I wasn't invited. The party was in my back yard, hosted by my brother. FML

#14138235
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30860) - you deserved it (3636)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:35am - misc - by person123abc (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took a nap because I've been sick for the past week and I was exhausted. When I woke up, my hair, shirt, pillow, and bedsheets were soaked. I threw up all over myself in my sleep. FML

#14095720
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30134) - you deserved it (2817)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

#14087170
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36004) - you deserved it (5331)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

#14087170
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36004) - you deserved it (5331)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

#14086848
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28015) - you deserved it (3036)

On 12/04/2010 at 7:08pm - money - by unemployable (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

#14070103
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31124) - you deserved it (8814)

On 12/03/2010 at 9:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my step-sister. He's been cheating on me with her for the past 6 months, and got her pregnant. I also found out that my stomach pains are due to the fact that I'm also pregnant. My family could officially qualify for Jerry Springer. FML

#14068536
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60790) - you deserved it (8951)

On 12/03/2010 at 3:56am - intimacy - by Annonmyus -

Today, I had to pull guard duty. I had to guard the latrine because somebody likes to stuff whole toilet paper rolls in the toilet to clog it. Only six more months in Iraq. FML

#14043975
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31766) - you deserved it (3256)

On 12/01/2010 at 1:38am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Iraq

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

#14026959
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28743) - you deserved it (5054)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:25pm - health - by leilei (woman) - Philippines

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

#14008430
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26423) - you deserved it (6608)

On 11/28/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor's office for a minor cold, and left with a diagnosis of pregnancy. FML

#13998291
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30419) - you deserved it (13895)

On 11/27/2010 at 10:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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