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by CutieBooty / 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Animals
Today, I got a second notice from the mailman that my mail would not be delivered because of the pile of ice a plow had pushed in front of my mailbox. After getting the first notice, I'd spent an hour in the cold busting up the ice with a pick to clear a path. He put both notices in my mailbox. FML
by K / 02/15/2011 at 9:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/02/2011 at 12:17am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by ohyey / 01/28/2011 at 8:50pm / Norway (Vest-Agder) / Intimacy
by duckthehack / 01/28/2011 at 9:25am / Poland (Wielkopolskie) / Kids
by Florida_1827 / 01/28/2011 at 5:54am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when a large lady and her friend blocked the aisle I was trying to go down. After saying, "Excuse me," twice and being ignored, I pushed my way through. After getting past, I looked back and noticed she was glaring at me while signing to her friend. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2011 at 2:34pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we kissed and I took down my pants, she screamed and said "That THING is going to break me." We never did it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 8:28pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/16/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by fail / 01/15/2011 at 8:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Gabriel A / 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/10/2011 at 10:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/03/2011 at 5:08am / United States (Michigan) / Geek
Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML
by legwarmer / 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…