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Furytalon
  • Town/Country : Woodbridge, USA
  • Title : Mister
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About Furytalon : I play rugby. That's my handy work the first time I went shooting.

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Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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