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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 January 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 30
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Furkan : There is no need for me to describe myself to strangers.

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Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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On 07/08/2014 at 4:40am - misc - by crippled (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML

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