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FunnyGuy5051
  • Town/Country : Tucumcari, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1070
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, while going around trying to find a job, a manager came up to ask me, "Are you looking to work here?" I nodded happily, hoping this would be the end of my search. She looked me up and down, saw I had a jacket on to hide my tattoos and said, "Sorry, I can't hire heroin addicts." FML

#17555220
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23960) - you deserved it (8977)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:50am - work - by Protectress (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 17 year old asked me whether to chew or swallow grapes. I raised this dumbass. FML

#17302566
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23344) - you deserved it (12861)

On 07/29/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, whenever I do something that the kid I am babysitting likes, he pats me on the head and says "good girl". I'm whipped by a seven year old. FML

#17177667
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23947) - you deserved it (7501)

On 07/19/2011 at 2:03pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

#17109448
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33172) - you deserved it (2613)

On 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm - health - by Eden - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I witnessed my girlfriend eat the dead skin from the soles of her feet. FML

#16879912
557 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62867) - you deserved it (6538)

On 06/27/2011 at 10:56am - intimacy - by footfood (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

#16868176
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30117) - you deserved it (7780)

On 06/26/2011 at 5:17pm - love - by luni - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

#16646185
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43165) - you deserved it (17208)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

#16644081
119 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 12:37pm - misc - by failure461 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

#16606089
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25026) - you deserved it (2853)

On 06/11/2011 at 2:37am - intimacy - by dadisgoatboy - Switzerland (Aargau)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out in a motel room. Just before we really got started I noticed that I forgot to close the drapes. Once I got up to close them I saw 3 maids and the manager run away. FML

#16588229
100 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by henry feingold - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44972) - you deserved it (11913)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
172 comments

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On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

#538708
97 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by liz1234 - United States (Connecticut)



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