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FunnierOnPaper
  • Town/Country : Near Houston, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 October 1975 (38 years)
  • Number of visits : 157
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About FunnierOnPaper : This is me. You're not me. Does it matter?

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Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

#18466440
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29222) - you deserved it (2592)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

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155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32925) - you deserved it (5851)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
100 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML

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On 10/28/2011 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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