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today I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appear that mah friend have alway thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along'hen I talked about guys. FML
Today , I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working , so I put it between mah knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately , I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out , I was trying to pop the cat. FML
Today, I went over to mah friend's house . We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away . Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto mah knee . I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on mah boner . FML
Friday 27 March 2015