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Today, my wife got a new best-friend. It's my ex-wife. FML

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85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27828) - you deserved it (2649)

On 10/23/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by max - United States (Florida)

Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML

#21273859
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33309) - you deserved it (2817)

On 10/08/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I showed my mom a picture of a baby sloth. She then said, "Wait, sloths are real?" She thought Ice Age made them up. FML

#21273306
55 comments

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On 10/08/2014 at 2:02am - animals - by queenmeme - United States (California)

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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75 comments

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On 10/06/2014 at 3:12pm - misc - by eh - Azerbaijan (Baki)

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML

#21271391
88 comments

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On 10/05/2014 at 5:34pm - kids - by SmellyCloset (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to a mouse sitting on my pillow and chewing on my hair. FML

#21271220
68 comments

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On 10/05/2014 at 1:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my dad forgot I was on the back of his motorbike. He did a wheelie and I fell off. FML

Today, I'm sick with the worst head cold of my life. For some reason whenever I cough, I also fart. Everyone thinks I'm just trying to cover up flatulence with fake coughing. FML

#21266077
35 comments

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On 09/26/2014 at 10:46pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a garage sale, and had amongst my clothing a few sets of underwear. A old man came up and asked to buy all of them. I'm so poor, I couldn't say no to the pervert. FML

#21262480
133 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 2:23pm - money - by sickened (woman) - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I flew across country to college. My luggage did not. FML

#21262400
40 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 11:51am - misc - by Need Clothes Now (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my fiancé and I were having sex in the early hours of the morning. He said "Morning sex is the best thing to wake up to." Without thinking, I responded "Yeah, unless you're in prison." He lost his erection due to laughing so hard and now can't look at me without laughing. FML

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64 comments

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On 09/21/2014 at 1:11am - intimacy - by RuinedTheMood (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

#21261760
137 comments

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On 09/20/2014 at 11:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML

#21261392
80 comments

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On 09/19/2014 at 6:38pm - health - by tbree - United States (California)

Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML

#21260699
74 comments

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On 09/18/2014 at 3:20pm - misc - by immature - United Kingdom (Reading)



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