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  • Town/Country : London, United Kingdom
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML

#6459565
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I agree, your life sucks (11450) - you deserved it (26704)

On 11/26/2009 at 6:50am - misc - by harrypottermuch (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was told by my mother that the reason she quit her job as a counselor and divorced my dad was because she met someone through work. She works in a prison. FML

#6441636
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23205) - you deserved it (1302)

On 11/25/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by CT (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

#6439665
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9358) - you deserved it (31621)

On 11/24/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by xkellybabyyx - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

#6392894
194 comments

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On 11/21/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by jibberish (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML

#6262427
64 comments

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On 11/11/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my credit card number was stolen. The thief used it to purchase identity theft protection. FML

#6248047
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27010) - you deserved it (1672)

On 11/10/2009 at 8:17pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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