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Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. 15 Minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML

#12601723
129 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 8:01am - misc - by Herbiee (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, whilst I was working in McDonald's, a customer threw their Quarterpounder at me because it had pickles and he said he didn't want any pickles in his burger. I didn't even serve him. I'd just started my shift. FML

Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML

#12592660
145 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

#12577034
160 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 3:10am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML

#12566146
118 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend due to the fact that she's been cheating on me with my best friend for the past year. She said I was overreacting, and to grow a pair. FML

#12547151
137 comments

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On 08/15/2010 at 9:40pm - intimacy - by Anthony - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404
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On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127
225 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML

#12506969
285 comments

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On 08/13/2010 at 8:56pm - health - by thatsucks4u - United States (California)

Today, I was installing TVs in a hospital. When I knocked on a door, a female voice asked me to come in. I opened the door to see an 80 year old woman standing in front of me, naked. She then complained when I hesitated to help her to put some clothes on. FML

#12483981
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On 08/12/2010 at 7:21pm - misc - by Olorin (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML

#12449255
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On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I wanted to spend the day cleaning my room. My mom thinks that I was lying just to stay home, so she yelled at me to go to her shop. At the shop, she yelled at me for not being any help. When we got home she yelled at me for having a messy room. FML

#12439664
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On 08/10/2010 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while eating dinner, a car alarm went off outside for 15 minutes and was driving me crazy, until I realized it was my car. FML

#12425541
81 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 2:07am - misc - by clu - United States (Illinois)

Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

#12424565
119 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 1:19am - misc - by dammit (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML

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On 08/09/2010 at 10:29pm - health - by fatman - United States (Michigan)



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