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Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat mah food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look looool at me. FML

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On 11/28/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, While I Was Having Sex With Mah Girlfriend, I Was Struck With A White-hot Pain, An In The Confusion Thought Her Vagina Had Contracted Hard. It Turned Out It Was Actually Mah Uncircumcised Penis Retracting For The First Time In Mah Life. FML

#13975115
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On 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today , my grandma walkd into my room and askd if te ting lying on my nigtstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma , tat's a clock.'' After staring at me , confusd 4 a few seconds , se ten fartd , and left my room. FML

#13949092
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On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said ( I'm sorry ) to me. FML

#13675906
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On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today... I realized that it wasn't mah science partner that smelled bad... it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said... "Please use it." looool FML

#12764929
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On 08/27/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Oops (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today I proposd to mah grlfriend from the top of a bungee jumping platform at an amusement park. I yelld out ( WILL YOU MARRY ME? ) from the platform pointing her out. Turns out I was pointing at the wrong grl. My grlfriend was very angry and ran away when the wrong grl yelld ( Yes! ) FML

#12757529
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On 08/26/2010 at 4:06pm - love - by Ido (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I WAS ANJOYING A NICA SOWAR IN TA MORNING. WILA I WAS MASSAGING TA SAMPOO OUT OF MA AIR, I SAW TA GARDANAR WALKING PAST MA BATROOM WINDOW, YALLING "GOOD MORNING" AN WAVING IN MA DIRACTION. MY LAFT BOOB POLITALY WAVAD BACK AT IM. FML

#12726164
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On 08/24/2010 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by AlexaSt2611 (woman) - Paraguay (Central)

Today, cuz I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet . I now have to clean the chunks off the wall . mega FML

#12719828
226 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 12:01pm - health - by prego - Canada (Saskatchewan)

yesterday I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS , SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha , so which?" And before I could say a word , my mother answered fir me. FML

#12695884
122 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I popped a zit and I went to putted mah acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap... just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML

#12685763
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On 08/22/2010 at 5:20pm - misc - by inseriouspain (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new grlfriend 16 seconds later. FML

#12682648
122 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 1:02pm - love - by mollyeyers - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, after a costly fix for mah brakes that failed ahile back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML

#12657021
92 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25am - money - by car (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

2day dad decided to take me to play golf to relieve the stress of recovering from a bad concussion!! While teaching me to swing, he hit me in the head!! FML

#12655415
51 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:05am - health - by meowcat101 - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was on the toilet, when mah Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

#12650265
149 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 7:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today.. . one of my cousins offered to sell me is mac for a low price . Wen I got it.. . I realized it was an old tosiba paintedite wit an apple sticker on it . My cousin still insists it's a mac . fat FML

#12612052
157 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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