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Today, I was twenty minutes into babysitting my twin baby cousins when I realized that there are no diapers to be found anywhere in the house. I have no way to get a hold of my aunt, no money to buy new diapers, and I don't even have a way to get to the store in the first place. The next few hours are going to be lovely. FML

#11431996
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35152) - you deserved it (4501)

On 06/24/2010 at 5:38pm - kids - by babysitter (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

#11430477
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30315) - you deserved it (4158)

On 06/24/2010 at 4:02pm - work - by kbartlett86 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I won an academic award during an assembly. Everyone laughed, followed by booing. FML

#11424591
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39018) - you deserved it (4504)

On 06/24/2010 at 10:29am - misc - by Colbasaur - United States

Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML

#11422420
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45200) - you deserved it (4616)

On 06/24/2010 at 6:09am - love - by facebook (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went running. My girlfriend was so surprised at the fact that I'm exercising that she accused me of making it up so I could cheat on her. I'm just trying to get in shape. FML

#11418023
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38788) - you deserved it (4926)

On 06/24/2010 at 1:09am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my parents made me a steak dinner to celebrate me visiting home from college. I've been a vegetarian for eleven years. This is the third time they've done this. FML

#11409847
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34492) - you deserved it (11207)

On 06/23/2010 at 7:27pm - misc - by cjkelly1 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my colleagues don't add me on Facebook so that they can publicly put me down in their statuses, without me knowing. My boss liked the one which said that I talk too much. FML

#11401501
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30364) - you deserved it (9703)

On 06/23/2010 at 10:27am - work - by Cleo (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML

#11366988
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31009) - you deserved it (2957)

On 06/21/2010 at 10:12pm - work - by lilrudegirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I finally met the guy I've been talking to online for a year. I'd dropped 10lbs off my weight. He'd shaved 20 years off his age. FML

#11364418
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14545) - you deserved it (35969)

On 06/21/2010 at 8:27pm - love - by keisha89 (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend moved. I found out when I went over to surprise him with take-out food and he was pulling out of the driveway. He flipped me off as he drove past. FML

#11339057
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35045) - you deserved it (4367)

On 06/20/2010 at 7:37pm - love - by Anony Mous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that in my family, 'Father's Day' is more like 'Father's drunken, piss on a plant in the kitchen during breakfast, order you to scrub in between his toes with your toothbrush Day.' FML

#11329600
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33950) - you deserved it (3391)

On 06/20/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at work as a musician, sitting on a piano bench. Suddenly I found myself at eye-level with the piano, dumped on the floor by the broken bench, with my legs splayed out. I felt like I picked the wrong day to wear a skirt to work - but the audience members all disagreed. FML

#11326623
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27710) - you deserved it (3897)

On 06/20/2010 at 3:21am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my future father-in-law, a respectable New England gentleman, bought me an $8,000 viola and bow for our engagement. I was so surprised that I spit a glass of wine from a 60 year old bottle all over his custom-tailored suit. He was not happy. FML

#11325945
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26677) - you deserved it (11974)

On 06/20/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Mr.Viola (man) - United States (California)

Today, my future father-in-law, a respectable New England gentleman, bought me an $8,000 viola and bow for our engagement. I was so surprised that I spit a glass of wine from a 60 year old bottle all over his custom-tailored suit. He was not happy. FML

#11325945
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26677) - you deserved it (11974)

On 06/20/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Mr.Viola (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

#11322556
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19032) - you deserved it (28759)

On 06/20/2010 at 12:11am - health - by LoveYouTooMa (woman) - United States (New York)



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