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FuhrerBurg's favorite FMLs

Today, the guy I like recommended I buy this computer game. Wanting to impress him, I agreed. Turns out it was a joke. I am now the proud owner of Microsoft Train Simulator 2005, and he can't stop laughing. FML

#13205814
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8928) - you deserved it (33005)

On 09/26/2010 at 4:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

#13204000
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34831) - you deserved it (3064)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML

#13203283
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13017) - you deserved it (33712)

On 09/26/2010 at 12:10am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, and about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

#13202314
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36057) - you deserved it (2727)

On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on an airplane, riding in first class for the first time in my life. The man next to me turned to me just before takeoff, stared at my chest, and said that he hoped there would be severe turbulence. FML

#13198134
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36189) - you deserved it (4100)

On 09/25/2010 at 5:49pm - misc - by huj - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a comedy club, and the girl behind me was drinking. Before she swallowed it, the comedian said something funny, making her spit it all in my hair. I had just had it done for my sister's wedding tomorrow. FML

#13190418
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29682) - you deserved it (6176)

On 09/25/2010 at 12:49am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML

#13187937
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39806) - you deserved it (4661)

On 09/24/2010 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML

#13185794
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25708) - you deserved it (7532)

On 09/24/2010 at 7:10pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while waiting on the platform, a blind man asked out loud for some help getting into the subway car. I helped him through the doors and into a seat. I decided to sit down as well. Twenty minutes later, I realized I was on the wrong subway line. FML

#13182714
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25300) - you deserved it (6454)

On 09/24/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38353) - you deserved it (4328)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

#13180631
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38353) - you deserved it (4328)

On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was surfing the web for Halloween costumes, and found one labeled "Extreme Girl Nerd". With the wig, the glasses, and the buck-teeth, it looked exactly like me. FML

#13174458
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29877) - you deserved it (6399)

On 09/23/2010 at 8:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, after waiting all day to get into my favorite band's concert, I got front row. At the end, one of them grabbed my CD and got the whole band to sign it. The last band member tossed it into the crowd, nowhere near me. FML

Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML

#13170649
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27828) - you deserved it (2294)

On 09/23/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, my chemistry professor made us all leave our classroom mid-lab because the class was complaining of the smell, and he was worried that there was a gas leak from one of the Bunsen burners. There wasn't, but it's nice to know my "silent but deadly" smelled like it might actually kill. FML

#13169331
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11512) - you deserved it (35456)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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