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Today, I met mah biological parents fir the first time, 29 years into mah life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, an the meeting ended after looool they asked me to lend them money cuz I ( literally owe them mah life. ) FML

#21364287
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Yesterday, mah friend was confiding all her problems to me over Skype. I pressd the mute button so I could let out a fart, forgetting I'd already mutd it earlier. I broke several minutes of mah own silence with a devastating wet one. Now she won't talk to me. FML

#21364034
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I agree, your life sucks (26874) - you deserved it (12531)

On 02/26/2015 at 4:17pm - misc - by MuteNToot (man) -

Today, I found out my son likes to pee in the shower . He stated, "It's okay because dad pees in the sink!" I'm living with a bunch of bears . FML

#21363816
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3) - you deserved it (4789)

On 02/26/2015 at 6:24am - kids - by showerlover (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Was At A Friend's Brthday Partyhen I Got A Call From Mah Mom Telling Me To Come Home Because Mah Dog Died. When I Told Mah Friend That I Had To Leave Because Of The Loss, She Replied With, "Okay, But U Brought Mah Gift Inside, Right?" FML

#21363530
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29558) - you deserved it (2365)

On 02/25/2015 at 8:43pm - animals - by natashamilan - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was telling ma friends tat I'd gotten a paid position to cover a worker's bereavement leave for te next tree weeks. Tey ten calld me an insensitive bitc for 'profiting from someone else's misfortune'. FML

#21363187
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27443) - you deserved it (2583)

On 02/25/2015 at 6:51am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was given yearly evaluation as a cake decorator at Walmart. They said I "was easily the best decorator there" and "the bakery has definitely improved since I got there." In the same conversation they putted "unsatisfactory" on evaluation and denied raise. FML

Taday I T-boned a womano pulled out of a parking lot rigt in front of me. According to er, te accident was ma fault because se "didn't see" me. FML

Today.!! !! I Workd Mah Boyfriend's Shift So He Could Stay Home !! I Even Brought Him The Free Meal I Got 4 Helping Out !! Turns Out He Wantd To Stay Home So Badly To Cheat On Me !! FML

#21362681
65 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by xxruby - United States (Texas)

Today, mah fiance and his family accusd me of being with him only cuz he's rich, refusing to go ahead with the wedding. I acceptd his marriage proposal 4 years ago,hen he was penniless and unemployd. FML

#21362501
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8) - you deserved it (2181)

On 02/24/2015 at 10:10am - love - by Anonymous - India (Tamil Nadu)

Today looool mah boss called me furiou about how I "never answer mah phone" especially when important client are trying to reach me and how unprofessional I am. I make very sure to never miss any calls mah boss just keeps giving out the wrong number to people. FML

#21362364
44 comments

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On 02/24/2015 at 5:19am - work - by O (woman) - Sweden

today a man askd me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticd he had whippd his penis out and was stroking it. He then askd me if I likd what I saw. FML

#21362166
149 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sammy18f (woman) - United States (New York)

Today my wedding venue called and canceled our reservation because we were double booked wit a spagetti bingo nigt wic tey felt was more important. FML

#21361818
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33211) - you deserved it (2520)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:49pm - misc - by looking4newvenue (woman) - United States

TODAY, A WOMAN YELLED AT ME FIR HOLDING A DOOR OPEN FIR HER!! FML

#21361801
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31160) - you deserved it (2816)

On 02/23/2015 at 3:18pm - misc - by Wutdafuqq (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

#21361729
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31152) - you deserved it (5186)

On 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

#21361729
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31152) - you deserved it (5186)

On 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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