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FuhrerBurg

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FuhrerBurg

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FuhrerBurg's favorite FMLs

Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

#21479832
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24183) - you deserved it (1761)

On 10/14/2015 at 1:40am - work - by mushroomless - United States (Wyoming)

Today, while on the job as a cop, I was breaking up a loud house party. We were just doing one final check of the house, we walked into the bathroom to find a kid furiously wanking in the bath. This isn't the first time I've seen something like this. FML

#21479741
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26605) - you deserved it (2788)

On 10/13/2015 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by iwantaraise - Australia

Today, my mom and dad went to court to negotiate child support for me and my brothers. During the meeting, my dad was asked, "Sir, are you saying that the only reason you want your sons to live with you full time is so you don't have to pay child support?" To which he responded, "Yes." FML

#21479731
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25477) - you deserved it (1446)

On 10/13/2015 at 9:21pm - misc - by vanillapudding6 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

#21479542
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24894) - you deserved it (1669)

On 10/13/2015 at 12:55pm - health - by Shibs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he doesn't know why I think deepthroating is so uncomfortable. To prove his point, he grabbed my dildo and effortlessly slid it down his throat. FML

#21479432
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31620) - you deserved it (5615)

On 10/13/2015 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML

#21479282
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22665) - you deserved it (2734)

On 10/12/2015 at 9:53pm - misc - by ok cool - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I nearly got written up at work for missing an important memo. The memo was sent to everyone via the company Facebook group and not by our e-mail system. My manager could hardly believe people exist who have no Facebook account and have no intention of making one. FML

#21479032
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25389) - you deserved it (2281)

On 10/12/2015 at 11:43am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend told me how his batshit insane girlfriend keeps questioning his sexuality and thinks we're screwing behind her back. He's so desperate for a relationship that he's decided to stop hanging out with me. Goodbye 7 years of friendship. FML

#21479008
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28106) - you deserved it (1652)

On 10/12/2015 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

#21478782
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28185) - you deserved it (1529)

On 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 2 year old. He was messing around with a silver fork and I told him it was dangerous. He then got mad at me and started crying and stabbed me right in my foot. Be warned, even though they're little, they can still cause a lot of pain. FML

#21478752
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21629) - you deserved it (2578)

On 10/11/2015 at 8:54pm - kids - by Some Guy - United States (Texas)

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

#21478533
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12081) - you deserved it (41919)

On 10/11/2015 at 7:45am - kids - by Hank-T4 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my 19 year old brother called me a moron and told me to go read a book, after I corrected him when he said girls don't have colons. FML

#21478457
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23037) - you deserved it (2055)

On 10/10/2015 at 11:54pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I realized that my two year old likes to help with the groceries. And by help I mean hide a bag of chicken. It's been two weeks since I went grocery shopping and I still can't find it, but it smells like something died in my house. FML

#21478454
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24021) - you deserved it (2501)

On 10/10/2015 at 11:37pm - kids - by KillingMeSlowly (woman) -

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

#21477928
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25332) - you deserved it (2492)

On 10/09/2015 at 2:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my roommate confided in me that she hadn't been taking showers while at school because she was afraid of being in the shower when the fire alarm goes off. She goes home once every month, and will only shower there. I have to live with her for the rest of the year. FML

#21477257
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24406) - you deserved it (1566)

On 10/07/2015 at 6:07pm - misc - by Utterly_Confused (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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