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Today, I learned why my credit score is so low. My mom stole my identity almost three years ago. Her excuse? "You didn't need good credit for anything anyways". FML

#15239468
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40531) - you deserved it (3035)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:21am - money - by MommyLovesMe (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML

#15238370
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33287) - you deserved it (3912)

On 03/08/2011 at 6:32am - animals - by ghoul -

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

#15237073
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31125) - you deserved it (2662)

On 03/08/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by ToxicSuicide (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told a cashier I always bullshit with that I was getting a new tattoo. She shook her head and said, "Honey, don't get a tattoo. You'll look like a whore." I already have five. FML

#15232480
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15717) - you deserved it (33991)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by tatfreak (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

#15231026
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29347) - you deserved it (12178)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, I decided to improve my posture by sitting through all of my classes with my shoulders and back completely straight. Pretty soon I couldn't move my shoulders at all. I had to go to the chiropractor. It turns out that in trying to improve my posture, I misaligned my spine instead. FML

#15229929
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28162) - you deserved it (5986)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:39pm - health - by Less (woman) - Reserved

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

#15229654
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14535) - you deserved it (43164)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML

#15229346
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33866) - you deserved it (3221)

On 03/07/2011 at 1:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML

#15226621
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37719) - you deserved it (2653)

On 03/07/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by WTF -

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

#15222879
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35305) - you deserved it (4165)

On 03/06/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by pinchy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML

#15222879
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35305) - you deserved it (4165)

On 03/06/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by pinchy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

#15221957
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28033) - you deserved it (8235)

On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

#15221158
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35862) - you deserved it (3301)

On 03/06/2011 at 7:50pm - health - by milkndstufff (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36841) - you deserved it (6554)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was babysitting for my usual. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML

#15214579
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10765) - you deserved it (30401)

On 03/06/2011 at 2:18am - work - by Dx - United States (California)



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