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FuhrerBurg

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FuhrerBurg

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Today, I babysat for my neighbor's brat kid. The mom gave me $15 for 5 hours. I complained to my mom when I got home because last time I got $15/hour. Turns out my mom had told my neighbor that she thought they'd paid me too much last time. Thanks mom. Thanks. FML

#21483180
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26400) - you deserved it (1870)

On 10/22/2015 at 9:27pm - kids - by Thanks a lot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my two sons were fighting. I had to shout, "Give me that pillow" - the object over which they were quarrelling - and put them into two separate rooms. My sons are 12 and 15. FML

#21483019
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19835) - you deserved it (2813)

On 10/22/2015 at 3:02pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband broke his toe after tripping over a dog toy. Instead of telling the doctors what happened, he said it was "sex related". I had to sit there, beet red with embarrassment, getting weird looks while he giggled to himself. FML

#21482952
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22315) - you deserved it (2296)

On 10/22/2015 at 10:47am - misc - by kinkyapparently (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at school, I got in trouble for plagiarizing on a paper. The subject of said paper was where I see myself in ten years. FML

#21482801
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24152) - you deserved it (2271)

On 10/21/2015 at 10:37pm - love - by jzidar24 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML

#21482755
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25871) - you deserved it (3696)

On 10/21/2015 at 8:57pm - kids - by thanks sis - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my long time girlfriend flew across the country to visit. My asshat roommate decided to introduce himself to her while I was in the bathroom. She left and won't answer my calls. He won't tell me what he said to her. FML

Today, my soon to be ex-wife told her friends that we're getting a divorce because I'm physically abusive. I guess that sounded better than the truth: that she waited 8 months into her pregnancy to tell me that the child probably isn't even mine. FML

#21482513
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28576) - you deserved it (1619)

On 10/21/2015 at 7:40am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML

#21482431
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36046) - you deserved it (2315)

On 10/21/2015 at 12:46am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm in my third week at a new job. Using an online service our company recommends, I accidentally downloaded a virus that is now working its way through our website, randomly sending our customers Viagra ads via our email. I personally had to tell the founder of the company. FML

#21482325
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21897) - you deserved it (3984)

On 10/20/2015 at 8:15pm - work - by He Hates Me... - United States (Utah)

Today, I went to the print shop to get some work printed. The guy serving me printed my entire order wrong because he pushed the wrong button, so it had to be done again. He tried to charge me a fine for the mistake he made because "it's not a viable business otherwise". FML

#21482161
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22607) - you deserved it (1463)

On 10/20/2015 at 10:40am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, two women came into my place of work, complaining loudly that they couldn't afford a £3 course fee because they didn't have any money to spend on themselves. They were holding large Starbucks coffees. FML

#21482148
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21842) - you deserved it (1361)

On 10/20/2015 at 9:39am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML

#21481830
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24567) - you deserved it (5432)

On 10/19/2015 at 2:04pm - work - by PoorGal (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my husband won't seek medical treatment for a condition he's been living with for years because he saw an episode of House, in which the treatment made the condition worse in a very rare instance. FML

#21481726
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23518) - you deserved it (1701)

On 10/19/2015 at 5:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at K-Mart and saw an exact copy of my engagement ring for twenty bucks. The same one that had supposedly been in my fiancé's family for generations, and worth thousands. FML

#21481447
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25784) - you deserved it (2829)

On 10/18/2015 at 1:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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