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FuhrerBurg's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

#18409440
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28308) - you deserved it (2645)

On 12/02/2011 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

#18408881
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23825) - you deserved it (5829)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML

#18403998
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54870) - you deserved it (3068)

On 12/01/2011 at 3:32pm - intimacy - by sometingwong (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML

#18403408
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26340) - you deserved it (3036)

On 12/01/2011 at 1:55pm - work - by JadeC - United States (New York)

Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML

#18403408
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26340) - you deserved it (3036)

On 12/01/2011 at 1:55pm - work - by JadeC - United States (New York)

Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML

#18403408
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26340) - you deserved it (3036)

On 12/01/2011 at 1:55pm - work - by JadeC - United States (New York)

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21132) - you deserved it (5264)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3 hour drive home. FML

#18401623
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30849) - you deserved it (3213)

On 12/01/2011 at 4:49am - money - by Bladerunner (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML

#18400111
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33727) - you deserved it (4073)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was casually shopping at Walmart. Everything was normal until the young guy browsing the aisle next to me suddenly approached me and whispered "sperm" into my ear. My spine has never experienced a chill like this one before. FML

#18398754
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33109) - you deserved it (3955)

On 11/30/2011 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend rear ended a cop car because he was texting me. I was sitting next to him. FML

#18397332
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15507) - you deserved it (24336)

On 11/30/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by yessir - United States

Today, I was helping first-graders do school work when one of them stabbed me in the face with a pencil, all because I told her that a three was backwards. FML

#18396492
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27972) - you deserved it (3044)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, it's my soon to be 12 year old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML

#18394511
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29118) - you deserved it (4701)

On 11/30/2011 at 2:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

#18393059
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28170) - you deserved it (3434)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, in a store, an obnoxious woman, swearing loudly and slapping at her out-of-control kids, was disrupting the whole place. I said to the cashier, "That nasty woman should leave the brats at home." She gave me a filthy look and said "Do you mind? That's my sister." FML

#18392914
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31000) - you deserved it (18272)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:15am - misc - by oops - United Kingdom



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